Who Knows Where the Time Goes?
A lot of them
OK, most of them.
I really don’t cook much any more, and when I do I guess I tend to use and replace the same few items upstairs. Also, what with changing diets and children who aren’t eating at home any more, I don’t use the same kinds of foods I used to: vegetable broth, purchased to try to alter some of my standard recipes for Katie when she became vegetarian, pastaroni, puddingmix… when was the last time I made pudding for the kids? Best not to look at that box and find out. Cans of cream of chicken soup from the days when I used to make my chicken, rice and broccoli casserole, jello, laid in the last time someone had the stomach flu and couldn't eat solid food.
I found a can of cream of asparagus soup that expired in 2004. Wow. How could it be that long ago already? I actually remember buying that thing, thinking “Oh yeah, I”ll eat asparagus soup some cold, blustery day. It’ll be great”. Fail. And now it has been 6 years!