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Haiku News Tonight

Good evening friends.
Our top Haiku for tonight
You can read below:

Fifty billion more
For an endless, ugly war-
Will it never end?

Man who cried “Iraq!”
says “nukeular Holocaust”
Please, no one listen.
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Two bitter years gone
ruined houses rot and die,
levees still don’t work.
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Geneva just quaint
Constitution obsolete~
Gonzales moves on.

Rotten apple out
to make room for someone who’s
more incompetent?
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Dark and still below
cold, heavy earth above
Silent lies their tomb.
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Pay no attention
to millions with no health care:
Michael Vick hates dogs.
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Lindsay Lohan drunk
Senator in bathroom stall-
Put silly news here.
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To sum it all up:
Bush hears only his own voice
Nothing’s new tonight.

That is all for now.
Sleep well and try to survive
until a new day.
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Exxon, maker of Valdez.
We toast the planet!