Haiku News Tonight
Good evening friends.
Our top Haiku for tonight
You can read below:
Fifty billion more
For an endless, ugly war-
Will it never end?
Man who cried “
says “nukeular Holocaust”
Please, no one listen.
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Two bitter years gone
ruined houses rot and die,
levees still don’t work.
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Constitution obsolete~
Gonzales moves on.
Rotten apple out
to make room for someone who’s
more incompetent?
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Dark and still below
cold, heavy earth above
Silent lies their tomb.
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to millions with no health care:
Michael Vick hates dogs.
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Lindsay Lohan drunk
Senator in bathroom stall-
Put silly news here.
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To sum it all up:
Bush hears only his own voice
Nothing’s new tonight.
That is all for now.
Sleep well and try to survive
until a new day.
Exxon, maker of
We toast the planet!